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Posted on 30th Sep at 4:03 AM

im taking a dump in the bathroom at university and a girl walks into the stall next to me and starts shitting and now im stuck here because she might be in my class and if i leave she will know that the noises she heard were mine and she will know that i know about her sploshes so now im late for class

Posted on 29th Sep at 6:49 PM, with 5,012 notes

This is so real
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This is so real

Posted on 29th Sep at 5:53 PM, with 8,530 notes
"Human beings took our animal need for palatable food … and turned it into chocolate souffles with salted caramel cream. We took our ability to co-operate as a social species … and turned it into craft circles and bowling leagues and the Metropolitan Museum of Art. We took our capacity to make and use tools … and turned it into the Apollo moon landing. We took our uniquely precise ability to communicate through language … and turned it into King Lear.

None of these things are necessary for survival and reproduction. That is exactly what makes them so splendid. When we take our basic evolutionary wiring and transform it into something far beyond any prosaic matters of survival and reproduction … that’s when humanity is at its best. That’s when we show ourselves to be capable of creating meaning and joy, for ourselves and for one another. That’s when we’re most uniquely human.

And the same is true for sex. Human beings have a deep, hard-wired urge to replicate our DNA, instilled in us by millions of years of evolution. And we’ve turned it into an intense and delightful form of communication, intimacy, creativity, community, personal expression, transcendence, joy, pleasure, and love. Regardless of whether any DNA gets replicated in the process.

Why should we see this as sinful? What makes this any different from chocolate souffles and King Lear?"
Posted on 29th Sep at 5:24 PM, with 69,298 notes

imagine if this popped up every time a journalist wrote about a trans person


imagine if this popped up every time a journalist wrote about a trans person

Posted on 29th Sep at 4:28 PM, with 561,290 notes


*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

Posted on 29th Sep at 4:10 PM, with 77,500 notes


I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why

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